ings I've Learned From My Children (honest and no kidding):

There is no such thing as child-proofing your house.

If 1xbet sports betting spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

A 4-year olds voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

If 1xbet sports betting hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42lb. boy wearing underwear and a superman cape.

1xbet sports betting is however strong enough to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 23 ft room.

Baseballs make marks on ceilings.

1xbet sports betting should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.

When using the ceiling fan as a bat 1xbet sports betting have to throw the baseball up a few times before 1xbet sports betting get a hit.

A ceiling fan 1xbet sports betting hit a baseball a long way.

The glass in windows (even double-pane) does not stop a baseball hit by 1xbet sports betting .

When 1xbet sports betting here a toilet flush and the words Uh-oh, it's already to late.

Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of 1xbet sports betting .

A six year old boy 1xbet sports betting start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they 1xbet sports betting only do that in the movies.

A magnifying glass 1xbet sports betting start a fire even on an overcast day.

If 1xbet sports betting use a waterbed as home plate while wearing baseball shoes it does not leak- it explodes.

A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq foot house inches deep.

Legos will pass through the digestive track of a four year old.

Duplos will not.

Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.

Super glue is forever.

McGyver 1xbet sports betting teach us many things we don't want to know(much less our 4-year old).

Ditto Tarzan.

No matter how much Jello 1xbet sports betting put in a swimming pool 1xbet sports betting still can't walk on water.

Pool filters do not like Jello.

VCR's do not eject peanut butter and jelly sandwiches 1xbet sports betting though TV commercials show they do.

Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise 1xbet sports betting driving.

1xbet sports betting probably don't want to know what that smell is.

Always look in the oven before 1xbet sports betting turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.

The fire department in San Diego has at least a 5 minute response time.

The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.

1xbet sports betting will however make cats dizzy.

Cats throw up twice their body weight 1xbet sports betting dizzy.

Quiet does not necessarily mean don't worry.

A good sense of humor will get 1xbet sports betting through most problems in life (unfortunately, mostly in retrospect).

Originally provided by Jessica R. Dankworth on The Sixth Sense - The Sense of 1xbet sports betting list.

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