mnesia

condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again

Bottle feeding

an opportunity for Dad to get up at 2:00 am

Drooling

how teething babies wash their chins

Dumbwaiter

one who asks if the 1xbet sports betting would care to order dessert

Feedback

the inevitable result 1xbet sports betting the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots

Full name

what you call 1xbet sports betting child when you're mad at him

Grandparents

the people who think 1xbet sports betting children are wonderful even though they're not sure you're raising them right

Hearsay

what toddlers do 1xbet sports betting anyone mutters a dirty word

Independent

how we want out 1xbet sports betting to be as long as they do everything we say

Look out!

what it's too late for 1xbet sports betting child to do by the time you scream it

OW!

the first word spoken by 1xbet sports betting with older siblings

Prenatal

when 1xbet sports betting life was still somewhat 1xbet sports betting own

Prepared childbirth

a contradiction in terms (aka: oxymoron)

Puddle

a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it

Show off

a child who is more talented than yours

Sterilize

what you do to 1xbet sports betting first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to 1xbet sports betting last baby's pacifier by blowing on it

Temper tantrums

what 1xbet sports betting should keep to a minimum so as not to upset the kids

Thunderstorm

a chance to see how many family members can fit into one bed

Top bunk

where 1xbet sports betting should never put a child wearing superman pajamas

Two-minute warning

1xbet sports betting the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting sounds

Verbal

able to whine in words

Weaker sex

The kind 1xbet sports betting have after the kids have worn 1xbet sports betting out (Grin)

Whodunit

none of the kids that live in 1xbet sports betting house

Whoops

an exclamation that translates roughly into get a sponge

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